The hypocrisy of the King of Spain, Don Juan Carlos I

It seems like yesterday when in this section, two weeks after the birth of The Shaker Radio Blog, expressing concern over the King of Spain, Don Juan Carlos I, in turn because he was concerned about Spain, for the millions of unemployed (over one million less than today) living in Spain. On that Christmas Eve of 2008 the King made us mourn with her speech, written by himself to computer or by hand with his own handwriting, which was so close to the Spanish citizenship appeared to be a citizen. Yesterday, a year after showing so much concern that barely understand him when talking about the difficulty of expressing thinking of passing bad Spanish goals, our king again approached, one more year to his beloved people.


Citizens who are faring badly. And all because of the bankers, business leaders, politicians, snow, from the citizens themselves who embark on the adventure of traveling by road for Christmas (seen as seen with the airlines is almost better to travel Peru into the car, somehow should be) and many other things that make each passing year in a bloody year for Spanish citizens who suffer (for foreign citizens to address the Kings of their countries, and if they are not citizens of republics and monarchies that God take confessed). In Spain we are fortunate to have a ruler glued to reality, clinging to the Spanish, so close that we often have to tell the king he goes to La Zarzuela because overwhelms us so much stick. Some use the glue to sniff, but His Majesty is used to stick to us. So kind and compassionate is that when traveling abroad with tax money (which also comes off) does the same as in Spain: it sticks to the citizens of those countries, and sometimes I shut the presidents of the States because they let you listen to the voices of citizens.

It is written like an unwritten law (ironic but true, amazing but true) that the Kings should be tied to the reality of the citizens of the states of which are heads. A Head of State is not just a job, not just a symbol, not just a responsibility to the citizens of each state, every country and every nation. When the King as Head of State with more reasons their social position is more important than the head of state in a republic. Firstly because the Royal Family do not know how they make do (apart from very unprotected sex) are much more numerous than the families of the Heads of State in the republics. The King Juan Carlos is the head of a large family, why it is exempt from indirect taxes, as everyone knows. But it also is a king who not only due to his family, but is due to all Spanish citizens. Why worry so much and shows his fear into every Christmas speech. It is a monarch as God commands (if also as Francisco Franco ordered that Franco in Spain is as important or even more than God himself, to make them both Masses in his honor), a hearty monarch, the monarch Republican we've ever had in Spain.

A monarch who said many very wise words during his traditional Christmas speech. Words are not going to play here because the interest is more on people read between the lines to know every word with complete accuracy what the king said (besides, who wants to know you can enter the digital editions of the media and download the document with the full speech). And for that we're here to get between the lines of the most important of the whole speech. Not that the King wants Spain to overcome the crisis with the cooperation of everyone, not the king say that we will have a sense of state (both government and opposition), not even the new decor and staging that has given a modern unheard discourse (it seemed to come from the future, including laser swords, but since they are the future lightsabers were invisible and therefore not seen). No, the most important is related to the reactions of the PP and PSOE King's speech: both political parties have concluded that the King Don Juan Carlos I, is glued to the reality and the Spanish.

So close to overwhelming, as we said before. Afflicts far more than the Catalans to the rest of Spanish, Basque and more after the speech he could see by the second public television station in the Basque Country, ETB-2. Overwhelms even the deaf, which this year have seen the speech translated into sign language on the website of Spanish TV. But we must realize, we Madrid or Catalonia, Extremadura and the Basque Country, deaf or blind, rich or poor, republican or monarchical, the king oppresses us, yes, we both stick to. But it does so with the same affection that a father overwhelmed her daughter to be showing cleavage and leg at a party with his friends because we are oppressed because she loves us and wants us not throw out the first Musculito we meet at the party and slobber us with two beautiful words (the Musculito can not give more of herself) and we get drunk with a few beers in bottle. The King is like the father worried that his daughter has become a good aunt to all the guys want to get to the bottom. And we understand, but men do not like the pestering of the father who let his daughter should have fun with whoever wants to can be with us than with others.

The King Juan Carlos is a good-natured father, a piece of bread, when the Spanish suffering suffers, who cries when the Spanish cry, when the Spanish jumping jump, and that is impoverished when ... well, the King is impoverished because has secured its portion of the taxes of citizens, but if the Constitution does not protect both the Royal Family, be sure that the King will also be impoverished with the rest of Spanish. What happens is that if the Constitution assures the Spanish royal family from an income tax, the king can not act outside the Constitution, can not bypass the law of laws, can not commit a crime and give up their salary and all his family. Less now that one of his daughters are divorced and want to have to pay the nullity of marriage and more kilos and kilos of chocolate ice cream they are getting into the Infanta Elena under his belt to forget the great love of his life. All that money to pay for ice cream or marriage annulment has to go somewhere, and as King is concerned with both the Spanish and urges all push the car out of the crisis, what unless leave to continue sucking the bottle of taxes? We will not be such bastards citizens and will not be required to work, and a man of his age, who has spent his entire working life and is now in retirement, rather quiet going skiing in winter, summer sailing , traveling with Real Inserso throughout the year ...

We can not be so bad people with a King who would give their lives for Spain, he would donate all his salary in full, and force the rest of the royal family to donate theirs to assist financially in the restoration of the Spanish economy, dividing those millions euros between all citizens, giving back the money collected in taxes. I would, but is that the Constitution does not permit it, passing it the same as the Catalan independence: not to burn your own photos, none of this is that it has filed an appeal to the Constitutional Court to let them return money to the Spanish but the TC is still wandering about the constitutionality of the proposed Don Juan Carlos I. And our king has lots of patience, this resource is presented in 1988 to help the homeless, but it's been almost 22 years and the TC is wandering. And finally the King's patience is exhausted, and that King has had much power in Spain by the grace of Franco, and as I touched his balls here we return to the past with a King with more power that a democracy should allow, even for a good cause: that King can return the money to Spanish citizens who have traveled a lot and have enough savings to afford to be a couple of years without a salary.

This paste is the king of Spanish citizenship, to the reality that impoverishes the poorest and that enriches the bankers, who obviously do not need money but since you do not win you are having asci, right? And the major parties know this and support this speech of the King (written by himself, a couple of years he studied a course in typing and since then it happens every day working on the principles according to which every Christmas speech ). For something are the two most-voted party, the PSOE and the PP, for something are the ones who cut the cod. Can you imagine that the two major parties did not support the King's speech and criticized him of lies and hypocrisy to worry about the citizens and its economy so quiet while he lives at the expense of the Spanish, gaining millions of euros that would be more useful in the pockets of citizens in the Royal Family? Oh, that would be a reaction too good to be true, so the harsh reality is that PP and PSOE supported the speech word for word from Don Juan Carlos I, and praised the smooth running of our monarch glue that keeps it well glued to the reality and the Spanish.

Because although it seems that is farthest from citizens and who live even better than the politicians, who already are in very bad place for Spanish citizens, as the journalist Fernando Ónega in his latest opinion article in the Vanguard King is more than well glued to the Spanish reality, thanks to a super glue whose name is unknown but the results are absolutely undeniable. A beautiful love story between King of Spain, Don Juan Carlos I, and the glue that keeps it glued to reality, as they say the PP and the PSOE after the speech yesterday.

Thank you, dear King of Spain, to use that glue. Too bad some of us believe and affirm what you live at our expense and you are a hypocrite, like politicians and Mr. or Mrs. or the lords or ladies you write the speech before Christmas.